we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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