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Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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