i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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