i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
