I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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