I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
