i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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