he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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