do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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