I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
