How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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