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Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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