$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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