i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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