Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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