But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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