Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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