So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Actions speak louder than pants.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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