I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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