Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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