i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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