girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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