You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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