Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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