i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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