i will never coherently bang her
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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