If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
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