vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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