And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Can I color on your dick again?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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