how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
We had to coat check the pizza.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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