I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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