There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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