summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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