Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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