Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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