i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm at about main and main street
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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