I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
kristin has been a bad kristin
I looked at my own cervix.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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