thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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