Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
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