Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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