Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
