I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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