I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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