She announced her abortion via fbk
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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