the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
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