i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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