Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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