she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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