I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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