just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
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